Agosto202014

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Fuente: sofiajonze, vía 10000steps)

3PM
winchesterbabe:

Team “Free Your Fat Ass From Hell” by ~shiftly 
(x)

winchesterbabe:

Team “Free Your Fat Ass From Hell” by ~shiftly 

(x)

(vía tshuuls)

2PM
Agosto132014
poochcrew:

Am I doing it right?

poochcrew:

Am I doing it right?

(vía annabellelectern)

2AM
1AM
Agosto122014

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

(vía whynotjanice)

8PM
“I guess” I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(vía whynotjanice)

7PM

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

forever upset that this was not in the movie

image

Goddamn these books are gold mines

(vía thestory-youbirth)

6PM
stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

(vía curvecreation)

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